uropyia:

LMFAOOOOO

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

no-wifi:

why isn’t there a dollar bill eyes emoji?

brownskin-goldchains:

PartyNexxtDoor

bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you.

icy-brunette:

lesliexox518:

newyorkkkkdoll:

boomboomclapclap:

ocheano:

yesterday i was depressed and my boyfriend told me this 

If someone said this to me i would cry from happiness

Awww 😍😪

I used to get texts like this 😍😖 so cute

assume:

finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life

© FCKHARRYS