kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

censxred:

Everyone has good days and bad days, but mine are more like good hours and bad years.

oh-teen-posts:

Follow this relatable tumblr, you wont regret it

aduhm:

greyloch:

writing-myself-sane:

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high

*dies laughing because it’s true*

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

Rule 1: Don’t let someone be too important in your life.

jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

dogshoulders:

nice save

my dad: growing up is hard
my dad: first you believe in santa
my dad: then you don't believe in santa
my dad: then you are santa
my dad: then you look like santa
© FCKHARRYS