This is perfect.
why isn’t there a dollar bill eyes emoji?
maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality
and you may or may not have realized that those were…
they don’t make em like this anymore
yesterday i was depressed and my boyfriend told me this
If someone said this to me i would cry from happiness
I used to get texts like this 😍😖 so cute
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life