Everyone has good days and bad days, but mine are more like good hours and bad years.
This man is qualified to play as nightwing
This man is qualified to fuck me
I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too
And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high
*dies laughing because it’s true*
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it
before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
This needs more notes.
All of it, but mostly the bolded
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like medo I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one